Why did I not go to EDC this year
why just looking at all the citifield pictures makes me want to rave alone in my bedroom weep
We were walking around Chelsea, and a fleet of rude inhabitants walking puppies refused to let us pet their babies. WTF? Why do you own a dog if you’re not going to engage with other dog lovers? I always let curious passerby pet Jack… and when they want to snuggle the princess, I gently warn them that she’s unfriendly. I don’t say “NO” and yank the dog to the...
lickypickystickyme: malanga-coco: blackfoxx:luckythinks91:memewhore: I don’t know about you but I always twerk when I find a snake… No huh LMAO!!!!!! but what is even going on here?! ^^^^ lls im tryin to figure it out too! is this a flash mob? it’s the north american twerk snake… it releases powerful fumes when frightened. these fumes elicit severe cases of twerking.
randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like the gif… the gif… rolling down the stairs laughing my ass off
THE WORST ROOM →
AVAILABLE NOW! Deeply horrifying. Hashtag reasons why i am not moving out until i have my MS (2 1/2 yrs away)
Supposed to leave for class now, but I'm already...
Yup, done, ovaaaaaaa no mo kthx!!!! Rain and wind and classes that are not going to count toward my prerequisite bulk? fuckkkkitalllll
My very early taxi ride to Penn Station this...
Driver: You know we are all puppets.
Driver: You get in my cab, you get out, someone else gets in, all chasing money. I chase money. We are puppets of him.
Me: Yep, so true.
Driver: We are all being played by the Puppet Master.
Me: Jim Henson?
Me: Google it.
Driver: Google is run by puppets.
Tell me how I stayed up late completing the cyber...
Online class is not so bad. Inconvenient, though, considering that it is running comorbidly with my real-life final exams.
23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long →
Concrete jungle where dr — I’M SO TIRED. Eternal New Yorker… actually accurate